It was a cool, clear-skied night as I finally whipped into the parking lot. I pulled into a space right in front of the door - easy access - then walked into Priscilla's as casually as I pleased. I was looking for something inexpensive and discreet. After about 20 minutes of searching and not finding anything frugal or inconspicuous, I decided that I should get some lube because I needed it. I found my favorite brand and go over to the cashier. While in line I spotted the mini Body Wands that fit exactly what I was looking for, so I grab one. With my lube, new toy, and a battery in tow I head back to my spot. Once I unwind I prepare to play with myself. Starting with the lube, drizzling splashes on my clit and labia. Before I could get my toy close to my pleasure zone...It. Starts. Burning.
It was an intense and suspicious burn. As in, I'm confused as to why water-based lube is *burning* me, that's not suppose to happen unless something is infected. How can that even be! I immediately start wiping, cut the light on, and look for the ingredients on the bottle. Because it won't me! By this time I run to the bathrooom to pee and see if it burned,
then. You know, just to be sure. As I'm sitting on the commode I see on the Jo label that it says WARMING. I let out an "Ugh," in a sigh of relief and frustration. The first and last time I intentionally tried a warming lubricant I was in college, and I knew I didn't like it then!
Now, dousing my punani with cool water for like ten minutes straight I sat on a clean dry towel and browsed through the premium videos until I felt safe enough to lay back and use my new toy.
Moral of the story: Read before you buy.